nachobragers:

why does every pixar movie that doesn’t need a sequel get a sequel when the incredibles is just sitting there ripe for the picking

(via breakableheat)

• (I am working a morning shift at a cafe. We are serving breakfast. A little boy and his mother enter the cafe.)
• Me: “So, what will it be?”
• Child: “I WISH TO DEVOUR THE UNBORN.”
• (There is a sudden silence and everyone turns to look. The mother looks very embarrassed.)
• Mother: “Eggs… he would like some eggs…”